Micah Bleich Editor, Webmaster, Staff Writer Head Nerd in charge of Nerdery Mercedes Moore Staff Writer Director of Sexy Attitude K.T. Staff Writer, Music aficianado Senior Asian Female C.J. Staff Writer, Reporter Executive Fan Boy
For years people have loved playing free flash games online. Within the last year or so gaming producers finally caught up and started offering development deals to independant online game makers for console release. Since we're incredibly cheap here at 2BN, just like you, to us, that means we sure as hell better find the good ones now while they're still free!
The latest game to hit our radar is Totem Destroyer found on NewGrounds.com (read about and play it after the jump.)
ROCKVILLE - Big news for the Maryland based game company Bethesda Softworks today, as big time movie star and ethnically confused Will Smith signed on to produce the next installment of the hit series Fallout. [Details after the jump!]
As you all know we do a ton of Photoshopping work at 2BN. As any graphic designer will tell you, the secret to good photoshop work is choosing the right font. This is why we've compiled fonts to match the most popular game titles around!
This week's font is for the ever popular gaming series Halo. While being a consumate fanboy, I of course prefer Marathon that I used to run on my Performa Mac OS based computer, whilst sipping expensive tea lates and talking about how much better I was than the average person, but hey, Halo is pretty darn good too :-P
Interesting how the biggest bright spot in the Mac OS gaming arsenal has become the Microsoft flagship product for it's gaming ventures. Ah, what a crazy world we live in.
When plugging in your gaming system, you should insert the 3 pronged power cord end into a suitable wall socket. DO NOT insert an adorable hamster impaled on a screwdriver into an uncovered wall socket. You might harm your system, not to mention the poor outrageously cute hamster.
AQUARIUS January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.
You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.
Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.
Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).
Micah Bleich Editor, Webmaster, Staff Writer Head Nerd in charge of Nerdery 
Mercedes Moore Staff Writer Director of Sexy Attitude 
K.T. Staff Writer, Music aficianado Senior Asian Female 
C.J. Staff Writer, Reporter Executive Fan Boy
