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Here you'll find all the videos, images, and articles from the around the web that we found to be so sensational it would be a crime against comedy itself to not share with you.

Real Life Indestructible Man

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

This video is absolutely unbelievable....and it's real!

The man in this video is standing in the path of a huge truck as it gets plowed into him by a speeding train!

He somehow manages to duck or get forced under the carriage of the truck and survives with only minor injuries. Insane! I bet even Wolverine is jealous of this dude!

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Critics Accuse Resident Evil 5 of Not Being Racist Enough

March 13, 2009 by Micah Bleich

From The Pages of ScrapeTV.com....

Resident evil 5 is racist

Our buddies over at ScrapeTV.com have written and shared with us an amazing introspective into the sheer levels of blatant racism in Resident Evil 5. Far be it from us to turn down this opportunity share a warped view point from the news source we trust so adamantly.

Click here to read it, and prepare to be impressed and appalled all at the same time!

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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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