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TODAY'S TOPIC: Famitsu.com has said that the Wii has sold 7 million copies in Japan and 35 million worldwide. Two Bit News reports.
What you need to know before you go back to playing the Wii you undoubtedly have:
The Wii sold it's 7 millionth unit in Japan
That puts the Wii just over 35 million worldwide since it came out in 2006
7 Million is about 3x the amount that Playstation 3 (2.37 million) has sold.
Wii's online fuctionality is still crap, says the internet nerd in all of us.
Nintendo has started a trade in program in order to help more people get a system in time for Christmas. Simply turn in your eldest male child and you can purchase one for just $200!
Look for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 to try to bu your love with lower costs or bundle deals in the near future.
Thats it, now run along and try not to cut yourself on your new black friday toys!
Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).
Ozzy Osbourne. The Prince of Darkness. Bit the head off a fuckin' bat. Is now in a World of Warcraft commercial.
This is big people. We've hit the big time! Gamers have made it! Some of us are officially cool!
Now of course some would argue that "coolness" is subjective, but those same people would get punched in the face if they said that to Ozzy Osbourne, so they can just shut the hell up and bow down to our Epic Loots of popularity!
AQUARIUS January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.
This issue has been bothering me for a few months now and I wanted to get it off my chest.
I still remember how amazing it was playing the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Dreamcast (yes, Dreamcast, get off my back, it was amazing.) and it absolutely blowing my mind. Finally a game that made you feel like you were in control of a real skater from the get go, but also with the potential for mind blowing stunts not possible in real life.
Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!
There are two things Playboy always gets right (which really isn't that
difficult of a feat considering that they come in pairs) and Jo Garcia has got plenty to share. Playboy's 2008 Cyber Girl of the Year, Jo has made a name for herself fulfilling the fantasies of every Wii-Fit
nerd at home and abroad. Who wouldn't want to watch a slim curvy girl
fake-hula hoop her days away in undies and little else? That was the
question Playboy asked and the answer was "No one." I don't know if
she speaks or eats, but I can say we are all forever indebted to her
for bring sexy back to gaming.
Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).
Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free
time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and
Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7
ways for you to kill some time.
