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Micah Bleich
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Zach Shephard
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Mercedes Moore
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C.J.
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K.T.
Staff Writer, Music afficianado
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Mistubishi Creates World's Largest Blueray; Unable To Play It

NEW YORK - Mitsubishi has created a gigantic 50 foot tall Blue Ray disc and placed it in the center of Times Square in New York City. The company had hoped it would be a good publicity stunt to promote their line of custom writeable Blue Ray Discs.

Unfortunately for the mega-corporation they forgot the fact that nobody would be able to play it. Contrary to common belief, the inability to view the disc did not stem from it's enormous size, but rather the fact that nobody was able to locate a Blue Ray player.

Mario and Sonic merge once again; Result of Gay Marriage being legal?

It was recently discovered by the folks at Kotaku.com that a Mario and Sonic collaboration game is in the works. So it begs the questions... what will they do? We've already seen the, easy way out, minigames compilation, which was hardly satisfying. Heres a look inside my mind and what I came up with.

Wii surpasses Xbox 360 in America, laughs heartily in thick Japanese accent.

There has been a "leak" (aka Nintendo told everyone) that the Wii has just surpassed the Xbox 360 in units sold out of current-generation consoles in the United States.

How many is enough? Apparently the magic number is 10.9 million, according to NPD group.

Um...soooo...is that good? Well, let us break it down for you.

Nintendo sold at least 700,000 Wiis in June. So yes. It's good. Very very good. I guess people want to see their significant others dancing around in their underwear!

FFXIII on Xbox 360 silver lining

By now you've heard the news that FFXIII is no longer exclusive to PS3.

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Don't Be An Idiot

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January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

Games Gone Wrong

Opinion

Tony Hawk video games are the new Madden NFL

This issue has been bothering me for a few months now and I wanted to get it off my chest.

I still remember how amazing it was playing the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Dreamcast (yes, Dreamcast, get off my back, it was amazing.) and it absolutely blowing my mind. Finally a game that made you feel like you were in control of a real skater from the get go, but also with the potential for mind blowing stunts not possible in real life.

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November, 23, 2008

Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!

Features

5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free
time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and
Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7
ways for you to kill some time.