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Top 7 Makeshift Weapons for Fighting the Undead

June 8, 2008 by Z Shep

Vampires. Mummies. My love life. What do these things have in common? They’re all dead, and the legends of their deeds will be the foundation of nightmares for years to come. We all fear the day when the reanimated corpse of Abraham Lincoln meanders down the street, thirsting for vengeance, brains, and a hat that won’t restrict his ability to enter a parking garage.

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Life After World Of Warcraft: Diary of a Retired WoW Player

May 18, 2008 by Z Shep

The following journal was found in the charred remains of a house that had recently burned down in Enumclaw, WA. We here at Two Bit News thought everyone could learn from its insightful words.

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Rock Band: The Gateway to Popularity

May 14, 2008 by Z Shep

The world is in an unfortunate state these days. Gaming doesn’t have the stranglehold on popularity that it once did. I remember a time where brandishing a Luigi tattoo on your left butt cheek was all it took to be accepted in society. Now it has the opposite effect, and I’m stuck with this cartoon plumber on my ass.

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Terrorists or Zombies: A Survivor’s Guide to Selecting the Lesser of Two Evils

May 9, 2008 by Z Shep

Everyone’s been there before. To your left, a group of brain-hungry zombies, ready to crack open that think-box of yours and make a meal of your favorite non-penis organ. To your right, a squadron of vengeance-thirsty terrorists, complete with guns, grenades, and surprisingly good manners (who knew?).

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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

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Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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