GameFly, the worlds most popular mail based drug dealer (video games rental, same thing right?) has announced they opened a distribution center in Austin, TX.
Normally, this would mean faster shipping times for people who live nearby, however, since this is Texas, and EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas, instead of faster shipments, gamers will be recieving larger games. Thats right, the discs for your favorite systems will be between 3 to 5 times larger than normal.
What? Your system can't play gigantic discs? Well then maybe you should move to New York, sissy! We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here anyways.
Heres the details (thanks to Kotaku.com):
GameFly Opens Latest Distribution Center in the Austin Area
New Distribution Center Provides Enhanced Delivery for Members in Seven States
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DRAMA. With a capital TTFAF. Thats what was in store for expert Guitar Hero 3 player and faithful YouTuber "iamchris4life".
The man posted his video to the popular website merely
wishing to share his victory with the rest of the video game fan world, little did he know he would blow the lid off the biggest CIA security operation the gaming world has ever known.
As you can plainly see in the video iamchris4life
is doings things no mortal man should be capable of. While most simply chalked the ability up as a phenom, others took exception to his ill-earned success (ok, I admit it, it was only me). A movement was formed in days following the events and an angry mob requested a full
investigation to see if performance enhancers had been taken (again, only me really, got my mom to sign my online petition though).
