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Micah Bleich Editor, Webmaster, Staff Writer Head Nerd in charge of Nerdery
Mercedes Moore Staff Writer Director of Sexy Attitude
K.T. Staff Writer, Music aficianado Senior Asian Female
C.J. Staff Writer, Reporter Executive Fan Boy

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iPhone 3rd Generation to Include 3D Graphics Chip ....and porn?

June 4, 2009 by Micah Bleich

iPhone 3rd generation

SAN DIEGO - Kotaku.com is reporting that the iPhone 3rd generation will be announced at the Apple World Wide Developer's conference coming up soon. They also say the new iPhone will feature "much more robust Bluetooth support, an upgrade that will allow third-party developers to to release add-on products like a keyboard or game controller"

What other features will be announced that Apple is keeping under wraps? (find out after the jump)

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Wal-mart and Nintendo Team Up for New Handheld: The Rock

April 28, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Wal-mart Nintendo rocks

SAN DIEGO - With the swirling populary of the story about Wal-mart selling a woman a bunch of rocks when she thought she was buying a $138 Nintendo DS for her son (No bullshit, read about it here.) Nintendo and Wal-Mart have decided to capitilize with a new handheld system...THE ROCK.

Association with pro-wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is still being investigated.

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Sex With Megan Fox/Brad Pitt or Video Games?

April 3, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Sex Vs Video Games: Brad Pitt and Megan Fox

In the newest 2BN feature, we're asking you if you'd rather have a one-night stand with Megan Fox (for the guys, or the ladies that like ladies), Brad Pitt (for the gals, or the men into the rougher sex), OR would you rather get a brand spanking new Wii, with a complete complement of new accessories, and any game of your choice? And it's yours to keep, forever, or until you break it by trying to have sex with it.

One night of lust or a few years of pixels?

Sound off in the comments!

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Nintendo Declares War Against Sony.

March 31, 2009 by Jack Belmont

With the announcement of the Playstation 2 being 99.99$ the big N has decided to strike back. Nintendo has said that they will lower the price of their console as well and promise new Mario and even more third party support. (Jump!)

Nintendo has lowered the price of the Super Nintendo Entertainment System to 150$ to compete with the recent price drop of the 9 year old Playstation 2. On top of that Nintendo has announce Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Metroid and promising third party games like Chrono Trigger and Mega Man X.

In a recent conversation a rep said “We at Nintendo feel it is time to lower the price of the SNES and push sales to compete in todays’ market. We hope to encourage new gamers to support our products at Nintendo and enjoy and new generation of gaming.” The rep also reported on a price drop of he Gameboy Pocket later this summer.

I’m Jack Belmont reporting on Sony’s numerically challenged staff.

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Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame: Diora Baird

March 30, 2009 by Mercedes Moore

Diora Baird

So it was a bit of a struggle trying to find pictures of Diora Baird with clothes on. I mean really, an awful, long, uncomfortable, heart-pounding struggle. But we made it through. [see more pictures after the jump.]

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Features

Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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