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Micah Bleich Editor, Webmaster, Staff Writer Head Nerd in charge of Nerdery
Mercedes Moore Staff Writer Director of Sexy Attitude
K.T. Staff Writer, Music aficianado Senior Asian Female
C.J. Staff Writer, Reporter Executive Fan Boy

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Study Shows Video Games Cause Cancer

March 18, 2009 by Micah Bleich


WILMINGTON - According to the latest research from the Center for Disease Control (CDC) playing too many video games may cause cancer. [Details after the jump]

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Chris Brown's PunchOut For Wii

March 16, 2009 by Micah Bleich

It was announced that in addition to Punchout being released for Wii there would also be an expansion pack starring Chris Brown, most recently known for his domestic violence case with pop-star girlfriend Rihanna. We personally think it's in bad taste, but money talks!

[Chat about this article in the new forums!]

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Critics Accuse Resident Evil 5 of Not Being Racist Enough

March 13, 2009 by Micah Bleich

From The Pages of ScrapeTV.com....

Resident evil 5 is racist

Our buddies over at ScrapeTV.com have written and shared with us an amazing introspective into the sheer levels of blatant racism in Resident Evil 5. Far be it from us to turn down this opportunity share a warped view point from the news source we trust so adamantly.

Click here to read it, and prepare to be impressed and appalled all at the same time!

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Video Game Fonts: Grand Theft Auto

March 13, 2009 by Micah Bleich

As you all know we do a ton of Photoshopping work at 2BN. As any graphic designer will tell you, the secret to good photoshop work is choosing the right font. This is why we've compiled fonts to match the most popular game titles around!

We'll be sharing them with you one by one over the coming millenia or so. This weeks feature? None other than the super popular Grand Theft Auto's font.

It's a truetype font called Pricedown. Hit the forums or post a comment to request a specific game font.

[Click here to download]

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Announcing TwoBitNews Forums!

March 13, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Checkout the brand new Forums section! You can find photoshopped images, animated gifs, contests, chat and more!

It's the perfect place to ridicule everything and nobody to judge you! You've got nothing to lose except for your own personal self-worth! So what are you waiting for?

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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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