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Kotaku.com posted a hilarious recap, and while normally this is where one of the 2BN staff would make some bitter, yet lovably witty comment about a news story then post it, isntead I'm going to quote the Kotaku post as it is perfectly crafted and alludes to some of my favorite things! (Colbert, Thinly-Veiled rehashs, and Ninjas!).
Here it is:
"This week looks like the second wave of big summer-season releases, dropping Ninja Gaiden II, GRID, Lego Indiana Jones, and The Bourne Conspiracy on Tuesday, followed by The Incredible Hulk on Friday. Oh, and let's also not forget Activision payday movie tie-in Kung Fu Panda: Shovelware edition, which accompanies the animated, thinly veiled Nacho Libre redux hitting screens this week. Consistent readers of the site will know I despise two things: Yap dogs, and animated movies with a color-by-numbers stranger-in-a-strange-land narrative. Hate them like Colbert hates bears. And a panda is a bear."
Monday (June 2):
Dracula: Origin (PC)
Stronghold Crusader Extreme (PC)
Tuesday (June 3):
Ninja Gaiden II (360)
GRID (PC, 360, PS3)
Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Conspiracy (360, PS3)
Lego Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures (PSP, 360, Wii, PS3, PC, PS2, DS)
Kung Fu Panda (360, PC, PS2, Wii, PS3, DS)
Summon Night: Twin Age (DS)
Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee 2 (PSP)
Fatal Inertia EX (PS3)
Wednesday (June 4):
Roogoo (360)
Thursday (June 5):
The Incredible Hulk (360, PS2, Wii, PS3, DS)
Heres the nitty gritty from Gamasutra.com based on Amazon public sales information.
As you can see Narnia is still conspicuosly absent, sure, some may blame the fact that the game got horrible reviews and is just generally bad, but it has a freakin' talking lion in it! I smell conspiracy. A really really pointless conspiracy.
Full list inside the article.