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Flame Puppy: Free Flash Game Review

November 17, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Flame Puppy: Free Online Flash Game Review

A new AddictingGames.com original game, Flame Puppy, has amazingly high production value for a free flash online game.

Your rating: None Average: 3.3 (6 votes)

Super Fucking New New Super Mario Bros.

November 17, 2009 by Micah Bleich

OK. We get it. It's a NEW game.

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

Your rating: None Average: 6.9 (10 votes)

Great Moments In Gaming - Mario Can Jump

November 6, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Your rating: None Average: 7.3 (8 votes)

Paltalk Sues Blizzard, Sony, Activision, NCsoft, and Turbine

September 21, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Paltalk Sues Blizzard, Activision, Sony

According to Gamestop.com, the computer communications company Paltalk is suing Blizzard, Sony, Activision, NCsoft and Turbine over a patent violation. The patent includes "technology for ways to control interactive applications over multiple computers." Earlier on this year Paltalk sued American computing juggernaut Microsoft and recieved an undisclosed settlement out of court, so it looks like they have a pretty strong case.

Now that you have the facts, let me ruin a perfectly good news report with slanted opinion (it's the American way!). Effectively, these companies are in big trouble for helping you talk to your guild. Can you imagine them making these games WITHOUT said technologies?

Now I don't want to condemn anyone without knowing all the legal jargon and "facts", because, let's face it, all of those companies have high priced lawyers that should've caught this. Either they need to be fired for incompetance or this really was a case of the big guy trying to screw the little guy.

My love for WoW has come face to face with my admiration for small bussiness and indie developers. All in all, I think I gotta take the "David's" side over the "Goliath's". Thankfully, my opinion doesn't matter in a court of law.

What's your take on the situation?

Your rating: None Average: 10 (1 vote)

Rockband: Kanye West

September 18, 2009 by Micah Bleich

While most game series wait a year or more to release a sequel, Rockband released one almost instantly in order to interrupt The Beatles at the height of their excitement. Much as Kanye West did to poor Taylor Swift at this year's VMAs. This game is sure to be a hit... or at least Kanye thinks it will, since he's in it, and he loves himself.

Rockband: Kanye West, in stores instantly, find it in the feminine care aisle, with all the other douches.

Your rating: None Average: 8.5 (6 votes)

Features

Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

Your rating: None Average: 6.3 (391 votes)

Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

Your rating: None Average: 7.9 (18 votes)

5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

Your rating: None Average: 7.6 (53 votes)