The folks over at Trendhunter.com picked up on a report from Popcap games that states that taking breaks at work actually makes you more efficient. This is no surprise to us at Two Bit News, we take several hours a day to break for gaming sessions, all in the name of science, right? In fact, we're probably the most efficient workers on the planet. Think of it this way, in an average day, I do 10 or 11 hours of gaming, and 30 minutes of work. That means I must be lightning fast with cat like speed and snake like reflexes, I'm like a Sn-at (freaky snake + cat gene pairing).

Then again I'm fast too, so I'm like a Snat on a bicycle, going down hill (because it's stubby legs probably can't reach the pedals). I feel bad for all those other workers out there spending upwards of 3 hours a day at their day jobs, when meanwhile over here I'm a veritable Neo in the Matrix of work time, all your words go super slow and I dodge them with my superhuman efficiency. In fact, I'm working too much right now, I'm going to wear myself out, better send you somewhere else....