Category: Wii Fit

Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Jo Garcia

January 15, 2009 by Mercedes Moore

There are two things Playboy always gets right (which really isn't that difficult of a feat considering that they come in pairs) and Jo Garcia has got plenty to share. Playboy's 2008 Cyber Girl of the Year, Jo has made a name for herself fulfilling the fantasies of every Wii-Fit nerd at home and abroad. Who wouldn't want to watch a slim curvy girl fake-hula hoop her days away in undies and little else? That was the question Playboy asked and the answer was "No one." I don't know if she speaks or eats, but I can say we are all forever indebted to her for bring sexy back to gaming.

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Wii Fit Really Works

December 8, 2008 by myka

AUSTIN - Times have changed since the days of the first video game systems. Other than simply improving graphics, over the years we've seen plenty of innovation in the control systems especially. The most recent of which is the Wii Fit which uses player movements on a footpad to control the action on screen.

The Wii Fit follows in the tradition of the Power Pad, Dance Dance Revolution, and Twister, all of which are especially fun when naked. The most interesting element of the Wii Fit is it's companion software tailor made to help one improve one's lifestyle.

Other than diet tips and exercise training it also includes an asianification module that will create the user to turn into a ripped japanse man. As you can see below in the clearly not-photoshopped-poorly picture of Ralph Meadows of Austin, TX, it really works.

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Wii Fit in stock @ Kmart, no stupid bundle deal!

December 4, 2008 by myka

Kmart has Wii Fit in stock without having to pay extra for some stupid bundle deal. Get it while it's hot!

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Wii Fit Underwear Girl on TRL

June 18, 2008 by myka

The Wii-Fit underwear girl [Watch here on Youtube] has made it to the teeny bopper big time! You can see her on TRL in this post.

Everyone seems to be heralding this as some kind of genius (yet we're still supposed to believe accidental) viral marketing.

IT'S JUST SOFTCORE PORN.

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Games Gone Wrong

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February, 8, 2009

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AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

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