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Game sales weekly - Narnia strangely absent

June 1, 2008 by myka

Heres the nitty gritty from Gamasutra.com based on Amazon public sales information.

As you can see Narnia is still conspicuosly absent, sure, some may blame the fact that the game got horrible reviews and is just generally bad, but it has a freakin' talking lion in it! I smell conspiracy. A really really pointless conspiracy.

Here's the list:

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Street Fighter 4 Website is Up! Hadoooooooken!

June 1, 2008 by myka

According to Gamingbits.com
the official website for Street Fighter 4 is up. This game is chock full of awesome gameplay and nostalgia factor to boot. So stop wasting time here and go check it out!

From Gamingbits.com:

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Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Elizabeth Berkely

June 1, 2008 by MindBody

Today's new entrant into the 2BN Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame is...Elizabeth Berkely!

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Where are the WMDs? Gears of War 2 Weapons Summary

May 30, 2008 by myka

You wanted more concise details, so here they are! Now please stop leaving flaming poo on my doorstep, no matter how hard I try I can't resist stomping the thing out, and nobody likes a poo covered foot!

So anyways, here is the compiled list of weapons changes for Gears of War 2:

Arm your gears: New and
updated gears of war 2 weapons

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Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Opinion

Tony Hawk video games are the new Madden NFL

January 2, 2009 by myka

This issue has been bothering me for a few months now and I wanted to get it off my chest.

I still remember how amazing it was playing the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Dreamcast (yes, Dreamcast, get off my back, it was amazing.) and it absolutely blowing my mind. Finally a game that made you feel like you were in control of a real skater from the get go, but also with the potential for mind blowing stunts not possible in real life.

Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

November 20, 2008 by myka

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!

Features

5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.