It was announced that in addition to Punchout being released for Wii there would also be an expansion pack starring Chris Brown, most recently known for his domestic violence case with pop-star girlfriend Rihanna. We personally think it's in bad taste, but money talks!
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If you're anything like me then your Wii probably collects dust when it’s not running Smash Bros. Brawl or random games of Mario kart. For a while now third party developers have been spending minimal effort and getting pretty big returns with shovel ware Wii games catering to the casual market. This year seems to be different so far. If you’re a hardcore gamer or a causal gamer looking for more than mini game collections there will be something for you. After the jump you'll find the full "serious business" gaming report.
Sometimes game producers don't make the smartest marketing choices. Animal Cussing for Nintendo Wii proves this emphatically.
BIZZARO WORLD - Today the market has hit a new low but good news is on the rise, irony is America’s number one export, and export they will. The country with a 34% obese count and over 60% overweight count would have a heart attack laughing if they found out about the high sales of power pad brother Wii Fit. The US Commerce Department announced that Wii Fit is the number one highest selling game this month and one of the five Nintendo games to make the list.
“This is great news” one Wii fan said as he ate two slices of pizza stacked on one another “I’m gonna do the yoga when I'm done playing WOW, it’ll help circulate my blood, the padding on my chair is getting thin.” I asked him how often he works out hoping to find a correlation between work loads and Wii Fit fans “I walk to the bathroom and things like that a lot.” He said “The doctor said I need to go more to clean out my colon, Mountain Dew and hot pockets aren’t healthy, but get this, I lied about eating hot pockets, I'm really eating lean pockets.” He laughed “That idiot doesn’t even know.
We’ll bring you more hilariously sad recession gaming news. Until next time, I’m Jack Belmont saying , I love you.
From: http://www.gamespot.com/news/6204631.html?tag=result;title;4
JUST IN FROM CALIFORNIA POLICE - A recent Puyo Pop Fever frenzy led to the deaths of a young couple in an apartment strewn with video game boxes. Suspect? Carbuncle, the Puyo Puyo mascot.
While having an endless-match-to-the-death extravaganza, the boyfriend realized his girlfriend actually knew how to play the puzzle game beyond mere identification of the A B buttons on the controller. Carbuncle became frustrated mitigating pieces Puyo pieces to the players for several hours and went out on a genocide.
Gamers are asked to be wary of archaic Puyo Puyo games. Sega has mentioned trying to restrain Carbuncle in future releases.
As a side note, experts on the scene have reported puzzle games to increase girl gamer experience. Go purchase your $7 copy of Puyo Pop Fever and stick it into your Wii this V-Day.
