Category: Wii

Wii-HDD Hard Drive revealed!

June 11, 2008 by myka

To the delight of storage starved Wii owners across the globe, Nintendo announced today a new Hard Drive addon for the Wii.


It's tentatively named the Wii-DD, which many of you OGs out there will remember is very similar to the also long awaited (but never delivered outside of Japan) add-on drive for the N64, the 64-DD.

Well good news, this one is twice as huge, and no, we don't mean in terms of market impact, we mean it's literally huge.

As you can see it's a compact 20x the size of the Wii itself making it much more secure in case of an earthquake. It also uses it's own power supply so you don't have to dim the light on the Wii when updating!

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Nintendo Announces Controversial Sequel To Wii-Fit

June 6, 2008 by myka

Kyoto, Japan - This morning following the great success of Wii-fit, Nintendo president and CEO, Satoru Iwata, announced a sequel.

Iwata stated "This game is coming earlier than anticipated, however, we must strike while the iron is hot and the youth is still tubby. Especially in America, they are such fat asses. We've had Dance Dance Revlution for years, then we took off 6 of the buttons, gave it a catchy name [Wii-fit] and the idiots are buying it."

Wise words from a wise business man. This sequel is also sure to pull in lots of dough from an even larger audience than fat people...lazy people. See picture of the coming up packaging below.

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Game sales weekly - Narnia strangely absent

June 1, 2008 by myka

Heres the nitty gritty from Gamasutra.com based on Amazon public sales information.

As you can see Narnia is still conspicuosly absent, sure, some may blame the fact that the game got horrible reviews and is just generally bad, but it has a freakin' talking lion in it! I smell conspiracy. A really really pointless conspiracy.

Here's the list:

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WiiWare First Look: Lost Winds and TV Show King

May 13, 2008 by myka

On May 12th, 2008 we here in the U.S. finally got our grubby American Idol loving hands on its first 6 WiiWare titles. WiiWare of course is the Nintendo equivalent of Xbox live arcade, a feature in which you can pay to download more “virtual enhancements” to your real life you couldn't normally buy in stores.
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Nintendo Channel Wrap-up

May 11, 2008 by myka

While many of us were at school and/or work this past Wednesday Nintendo was making our wiis glow with the U.S. launch of the Nintendo channel. With this nice little addition wii owners will be able to watch previews, checkout user feedback about game and download demos for their DS all from the comfort of their couch.

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Games Gone Wrong

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February, 8, 2009

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January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

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