Category: Wii

A.D.D. Report: Wii sells 7 Million in Japan, 35 Million Worldwide

November 30, 2008 by Micah Bleich

A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

TODAY'S TOPIC: Famitsu.com has said that the Wii has sold 7 million copies in Japan and 35 million worldwide. Two Bit News reports.

What you need to know before you go back to playing the Wii you undoubtedly have:

  • The Wii sold it's 7 millionth unit in Japan
  • That puts the Wii just over 35 million worldwide since it came out in 2006
  • 7 Million is about 3x the amount that Playstation 3 (2.37 million) has sold.
  • Wii's online fuctionality is still crap, says the internet nerd in all of us.
  • Nintendo has started a trade in program in order to help more people get a system in time for Christmas. Simply turn in your eldest male child and you can purchase one for just $200!
  • Look for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 to try to bu your love with lower costs or bundle deals in the near future.

Thats it, now run along and try not to cut yourself on your new black friday toys!

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What do you want on your 2008 E3?

July 13, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Electronic Entertainment Expo is nearly upon us and promises to slap us repeatedly and mercilessly in the face with news coverage of gaming awesomeness. There are many flavors involved and tons of events happening, butwhat do you want in your E3?

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Microsoft copies Wii-Mote; Innovation is for suckers

July 9, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Xbox 360's answer to the Wii-mote by MotusNo, it's not an optical illusion.


Microsoft is really just that creative.

What you're looking at is the Xbox 360's answer to the Wii-mote developed by Motus Games [See more here]

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Wii Fit Underwear Girl on TRL

June 18, 2008 by Micah Bleich

The Wii-Fit underwear girl [Watch here on Youtube] has made it to the teeny bopper big time! You can see her on TRL in this post.

Everyone seems to be heralding this as some kind of genius (yet we're still supposed to believe accidental) viral marketing.

IT'S JUST SOFTCORE PORN.

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Ninjas Sue Nintendo Over Nunchucks

June 13, 2008 by Micah Bleich

You may have heard about Nintendo's lawsuit against Nyko in an attempt to continue it's monopoly on innovation in the video game world. However, you probably havn't heard about an even more exciting lawsuit going on. That being the case of Ninjas Vs. Nintendo.

You see, while Nintendo claims to have invented the Nunchuck and copyrighted it, if you take a quick peek over at Wikipedia.org (if it's on the internet it's true!), you can see that....

"Although the certain origin of nunchaku is disputed, it is thought to come from

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Features

Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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