Category: Sega

Game Obituary: RIP Comix Zone's Sketch Turner

March 10, 2009 by Jack Belmont

It would seem Sega is no longer a franchise but more importantly the video game industry has moved on from strictly 2D games. A pity really, since all that is Comix Zone will be lost forever.

Get Ready to Party Like it's 1999 Dreamcast is Back

February 28, 2009 by CJ

The Sega Dreamcast holds a near and dear spot in many gamer’s hearts as a good system that died before it’s time. It’s no wonder Sega is renewing trademarking for some of the system’s games. Games like Rez, Soul Calibur have already found new life on xbla with Virtual On: Oratorio Tangram joining the ranks soon. Trademarks have already been renewed for ChuChu Rocket, Cosmic Smash, 18 Wheeler: American Pro Trucker and Jet Grind Radio. It would be great see more Dreamcast classics easily available on xbla and who knows, if these games sell well we might even see good remakes or sequels. Though hopefully not requiring VMUs to play stupid minigames :-P Soon it will be time to vote...with your money!

Murder in California: Carbuncle Suspected

February 14, 2009 by kourtnie

JUST IN FROM CALIFORNIA POLICE - A recent Puyo Pop Fever frenzy led to the deaths of a young couple in an apartment strewn with video game boxes. Suspect? Carbuncle, the Puyo Puyo mascot.

While having an endless-match-to-the-death extravaganza, the boyfriend realized his girlfriend actually knew how to play the puzzle game beyond mere identification of the A B buttons on the controller. Carbuncle became frustrated mitigating pieces Puyo pieces to the players for several hours and went out on a genocide.

Gamers are asked to be wary of archaic Puyo Puyo games. Sega has mentioned trying to restrain Carbuncle in future releases.

As a side note, experts on the scene have reported puzzle games to increase girl gamer experience. Go purchase your $7 copy of Puyo Pop Fever and stick it into your Wii this V-Day.

Sega Cutbacks Planned, Sonic Commits Seppuku.

February 11, 2009 by Jack Belmont

FAIL ACADEMY - Sonic Studios and gambling machine enthusiasts Sammy will announce some “early retirement” and close "fun time places" later this month. Sonic fans announce joy in a chance that Sega might be forced to have competent workers.