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Quick Tips To Improve Your Gaming - #2 Power Plugs

March 19, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Quick Tips To Improve Your Gaming #2 - Power Plugs

When plugging in your gaming system, you should insert the 3 pronged power cord end into a suitable wall socket. DO NOT insert an adorable hamster impaled on a screwdriver into an uncovered wall socket. You might harm your system, not to mention the poor outrageously cute hamster.

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Study Shows Video Games Cause Cancer

March 18, 2009 by Micah Bleich


WILMINGTON - According to the latest research from the Center for Disease Control (CDC) playing too many video games may cause cancer. [Details after the jump]

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Chris Brown's PunchOut For Wii

March 16, 2009 by Micah Bleich

It was announced that in addition to Punchout being released for Wii there would also be an expansion pack starring Chris Brown, most recently known for his domestic violence case with pop-star girlfriend Rihanna. We personally think it's in bad taste, but money talks!

[Chat about this article in the new forums!]

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Critics Accuse Resident Evil 5 of Not Being Racist Enough

March 13, 2009 by Micah Bleich

From The Pages of ScrapeTV.com....

Resident evil 5 is racist

Our buddies over at ScrapeTV.com have written and shared with us an amazing introspective into the sheer levels of blatant racism in Resident Evil 5. Far be it from us to turn down this opportunity share a warped view point from the news source we trust so adamantly.

Click here to read it, and prepare to be impressed and appalled all at the same time!

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Video Game Fonts: Grand Theft Auto

March 13, 2009 by Micah Bleich

As you all know we do a ton of Photoshopping work at 2BN. As any graphic designer will tell you, the secret to good photoshop work is choosing the right font. This is why we've compiled fonts to match the most popular game titles around!

We'll be sharing them with you one by one over the coming millenia or so. This weeks feature? None other than the super popular Grand Theft Auto's font.

It's a truetype font called Pricedown. Hit the forums or post a comment to request a specific game font.

[Click here to download]

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Announcing TwoBitNews Forums!

March 13, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Checkout the brand new Forums section! You can find photoshopped images, animated gifs, contests, chat and more!

It's the perfect place to ridicule everything and nobody to judge you! You've got nothing to lose except for your own personal self-worth! So what are you waiting for?

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Eidos Releases Metal Gear: Batman

March 12, 2009 by Micah Bleich

MTV has been promoting the trailer for the new video game series, Batman: Akham Asylum. I'm sorry, did we say new game series? We really meant the newest sequel to Metal Gear solid, this time with Batman skins instead of Mr. Snake.

You have to infiltrate an enemy stronghold without being seen, heard or reported. Sound familiar? Well, watch the trailer, and you will get a distinct feeling of deja vu as you watch Mr. Wayne crawling behind walls and choking out baddies with guns that so conviently look the wrong way. I'm just wondering where the orange crates are?

Not to knock them or anything, can you blame Eidos for wanting a slice of a good game design? I wonder what Lara Croft has to say about this...

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Real Life Indestructible Man

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

This video is absolutely unbelievable....and it's real!

The man in this video is standing in the path of a huge truck as it gets plowed into him by a speeding train!

He somehow manages to duck or get forced under the carriage of the truck and survives with only minor injuries. Insane! I bet even Wolverine is jealous of this dude!

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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Game Obituary: RIP Comix Zone's Sketch Turner

March 10, 2009 by Jack Belmont

It would seem Sega is no longer a franchise but more importantly the video game industry has moved on from strictly 2D games. A pity really, since all that is Comix Zone will be lost forever.

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Totem Destroyer: Free Flash Game Review
March, 23, 2009
Puzzle Quest Galactrix Review
March, 4, 2009
Street Fighter 4 Review
February, 27, 2009

Games Gone Wrong

Chris Brown's PunchOut For Wii
March, 16, 2009
Games Gone Wrong: Animal Cussing
February, 22, 2009

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Great Moments In Gaming - ESRB
February, 8, 2009

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Don't Be An Idiot

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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Game Obituary: RIP Comix Zone's Sketch Turner

March 10, 2009 by Jack Belmont

It would seem Sega is no longer a franchise but more importantly the video game industry has moved on from strictly 2D games. A pity really, since all that is Comix Zone will be lost forever.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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