GTA IV Voice Actor Shunned by Rock Star Games Family

February 10, 2009 by SSXallnight

VICE CITY - Someone should have told voice actor Michael Hollick that performing like a pampered Princess Peach would make him one of the lost and the damned, almost literally.

Months after complaining that his salary for his performance of the lead character, Niko Bellic, was meager compared to profits made by the company on sales of Grand Theft Auto IV; the word around town is that Rock Star Games has no interest in giving the voice actor new lines in the expansion, "The Lost and the Damned". An executive has allegedly said "hell no" to the notion of bringing Hollick back to the studio.

This just goes to show you that people involved with organized crime, in any fashion, no matter how fictional, do not put up with whiners. Luckily for Hollick, his life is nothing like the life of his video game counterpart or he'd probably be locked inside the trunk of a car by now, accompanied by a group of large, heavy rocks, inside of a body bag, on his way to the river for a "swim".

Hey Rock Star, I've got an idea for an additional expansion pack...

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