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Mad about Madden! NFL video games exclusive rights lawsuit

June 12, 2008 by myka

 

In a report from Gamespot.com it was found that a class-action lawsuit was filed by plaintiffs that feel that EA's exclusive rights to NFL video game production hinder the genre and is "blatantly anticompetitive conduct".

Now, a lot of blogs are spinning this negatively at the football gamers, but we here at Two Bit News are all about long argumentative battles, especially in court, over issues that really aren't that important to society. So when we heard of one that coincidentally is a subject we agree upon we decided it was worth a post to show our support!

 

To the plantiffs:

On behalf of all gamers in the world that want higher quality games, we salute you!

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Wii-HDD Hard Drive revealed!

June 11, 2008 by myka

To the delight of storage starved Wii owners across the globe, Nintendo announced today a new Hard Drive addon for the Wii.


It's tentatively named the Wii-DD, which many of you OGs out there will remember is very similar to the also long awaited (but never delivered outside of Japan) add-on drive for the N64, the 64-DD.

Well good news, this one is twice as huge, and no, we don't mean in terms of market impact, we mean it's literally huge.

As you can see it's a compact 20x the size of the Wii itself making it much more secure in case of an earthquake. It also uses it's own power supply so you don't have to dim the light on the Wii when updating!

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Gamefly opens location in Austin, TX. Larger games guaranteed.

June 11, 2008 by myka

GameFly, the worlds most popular mail based drug dealer (video games rental, same thing right?) has announced they opened a distribution center in Austin, TX.

Normally, this would mean faster shipping times for people who live nearby, however, since this is Texas, and EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas, instead of faster shipments, gamers will be recieving larger games. Thats right, the discs for your favorite systems will be between 3 to 5 times larger than normal.

What? Your system can't play gigantic discs? Well then maybe you should move to New York, sissy! We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here anyways.

 

Heres the details (thanks to Kotaku.com):

GameFly Opens Latest Distribution Center in the Austin Area
New Distribution Center Provides Enhanced Delivery for Members in Seven States

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Top 7 Makeshift Weapons for Fighting the Undead

June 8, 2008 by ZachShephard

Vampires. Mummies. My love life. What do these things have in common? They’re all dead, and the legends of their deeds will be the foundation of nightmares for years to come. We all fear the day when the reanimated corpse of Abraham Lincoln meanders down the street, thirsting for vengeance, brains, and a hat that won’t restrict his ability to enter a parking garage.

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Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Olivia Munn

June 8, 2008 by Mercedes Moore

You've seen here all over the web and on G4, we are pleased to announce Olivia Munn for 2BN's Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame.

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Games Gone Wrong

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Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

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