Wii Fit Really Works

AUSTIN - Times have changed since the days of the first video game systems. Other than simply improving graphics, over the years we've seen plenty of innovation in the control systems especially. The most recent of which is the Wii Fit which uses player movements on a footpad to control the action on screen.

The Wii Fit follows in the tradition of the Power Pad, Dance Dance Revolution, and Twister, all of which are especially fun when naked. The most interesting element of the Wii Fit is it's companion software tailor made to help one improve one's lifestyle.

Other than diet tips and exercise training it also includes an asianification module that will create the user to turn into a ripped japanse man. As you can see below in the clearly not-photoshopped-poorly picture of Ralph Meadows of Austin, TX, it really works.

We asked Ralph about his stunning tranformation from most-likely-homosexual little flabby boy to a ripped japanese man that pounds more fish than a sushi chef, he had this to say "It's amazing, now I survive on just rice balls and creepy named soda drinks" great bonuses in these hard economic times to be sure.

We also asked him what his favorite game on the Wii Fit was "Easy. Laundry fold-a-thon.". Well said Ralph, you made a good choice. Extremely racist, but a good choice nonetheless.

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