SAN DIEGO - With the swirling populary of the story about Wal-mart selling a woman a bunch of rocks when she thought she was buying a $138 Nintendo DS for her son (No bullshit, read about it here.) Nintendo and Wal-Mart have decided to capitilize with a new handheld system...THE ROCK.
Association with pro-wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is still being investigated.