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Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Scarlett Johansen

Scarlett Johansson needs no introduction. Her eyes, lips, and curves are the stuff of legends.
Her new role in The Spirit
and copious amount of internet love keep game-boys typing one-handed
for days. She'll forever be the girl in the tight undies from Lost in Translation who would doubtfully ever give us the time of day. She married that guy from Blade: Trinity but we'll just ignore that tiny insignificant fact as we GPS her current location.

Scarlett, welcome to the fold.

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