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A.D.D. Report: DJ Hero announced by Activision Blizzard

February 1, 2009 by myka

DJ Hero

A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

TODAY'S TOPIC: DJ Hero announced by Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick

What you need to know before you go back to hardcore raving:

  • It's being developed by FreeStyleGames
  • Chicks dig DJs, it's fact, but this won't apply to you playing with plastic turntables
  • UNLESS, you find yourself a gamer woman, gamer women really dig fake DJs
  • DJ Hero will drop in 2009
  • May includes a scratch platter, three buttons for sampling, a cross fader, and a sound-effects dial
  • Soon Activision Blizzard with own the world, look for them to soon acquire copyrights on REAL instruments.

That's it! Now go back to your Super Bowl preparations!

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