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A.D.D. Report: DJ Hero announced by Activision Blizzard

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February 1, 2009 by Micah Bleich

DJ Hero

A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

TODAY'S TOPIC: DJ Hero announced by Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick

What you need to know before you go back to hardcore raving:

  • It's being developed by FreeStyleGames
  • Chicks dig DJs, it's fact, but this won't apply to you playing with plastic turntables
  • UNLESS, you find yourself a gamer woman, gamer women really dig fake DJs
  • DJ Hero will drop in 2009
  • May includes a scratch platter, three buttons for sampling, a cross fader, and a sound-effects dial
  • Soon Activision Blizzard with own the world, look for them to soon acquire copyrights on REAL instruments.

That's it! Now go back to your Super Bowl preparations!

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