Micah Bleich
Editor, Webmaster, Staff Writer
Head Nerd in charge of Nerdery
Zach Shephard
Editor, Staff Writer
Senior Bitterness Expert
Mercedes Moore
Staff Writer
Director of Sexy Attitude
C.J.
Staff Writer, Reporter
Executive Fan Boy
Los Angeles, CA -
Sony CEO, Ken Kutaragi, was reported missing following an extraordinarily lackluster E3 showing for his company. Many suspect foul play from Nintendo, others implicate angry fans, but most likely he has just been encompassed by pure shame.
This details the evolution of the video game man, from monkey to the ultimate species...fat plumber.