Weekly Wrap-Up

February 13, 2009 by myka

Greetings everyone, this is your loyal webmaster speaking to you through the magic of the internets. While half of you have pointed out that I'm not actually speaking, but typing, the other half of you aren't douchebags so I'm going to continue anyways.

I'd like to thank you all for making this month 2BN's most visited month ever! We write this stuff for you, so it's nice to know you're reading it.

This week's stories in case you missed them:

"NEWS":

• EA: A True American Zero
• Sega Cutbacks Planned, Sonic Commits Seppuku.
• GTA IV Voice Actor Shunned by Rock Star Games Family
• Sony announces Home Revamp; Consumers Announce Disinterest.
• Microsoft Proudly Refuses to Stop Investing in Crap
• Local Woman Tries To Play Video Game
• EA Lawsuit Over Madden 2009 Thwarted by Handlebar Moustache

COMICS and FUNNY PICTURES:

• Great Moments In Gaming - ESRB
  
• Games Gone Wrong: Marvel Ultimate Appliance

HOTTIES:

• Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Megan Fox

DOWNLOADS:

• Jack Thompson Dartboard - Free Download

REPORTS:

• WoW Forums Drama: Mana Regeneration
  

TOP LISTS:

• Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue
  

OPINION, AKA CRAZY SHIT:

• Cloud Strife and Sephiroth Sound Off on Square Enix Merger

Did we miss something you wanted to hear about?

Don't let us off easy, let us hear about it in the comments!

Games Gone Wrong: Marvel Ultimate Appliance

February 12, 2009 by myka

You've seen Marvel Ultimate Alliance, well now check out this even more hardcore spin-off game, Marvel Ultimate Appliance.

The forces of evil stand no match against Blender-Man, and Toasterine! *groan*

Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Megan Fox

February 12, 2009 by Mercedes Moore

Dear readers, we here at 2BN have let you down. You see, there really is no justification for why Megan Fox was not the first (if not the only) POA to grace our list of ultimate POAs. She is the definition of "hottie"; she takes the hottie cake, scarfs it down, and vomits it back up. What can we say? We're idiots. But, for your viewing pleasure, we are now making amends.

Megan, you put in a fine, fine performance in Transformers and whatever other movies you were in last year. We appreciate your contribution to the craft. But, my god, you could just throw that all away and just lay about getting your photo taken and I'm pretty sure you could get a BAFTA for that alone. We love you. That's right, we said the "L" word and not even in the just-to-get-you-in-bed kind of way. We sincerely mean it. What's that? Oh baby, shhh... don't say anything. We just want to watch you breath. (More pictures after the jump)

EA: A True American Zero

February 12, 2009 by Jack Belmont

COBRA ISLAND - Today beloved company Electronic Arts surprised nobody and announced that they would release G.I Joe for Wii, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 2, PSP, DS and various mobile devices. With this game being released on so many formats how can it possibly be great? I had a chance to sit down with he head of EA's global marketing division and find out. (Read about it after the jump)

Jack Thompson Dartboard - Free Download

February 11, 2009 by myka