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Rockband is turning Japanese. What new crazy features can we expect?

June 2, 2008 by myka

Thats right, Rock Band is headed to the land of the rising sun! (thats Japan for those of you who unfamiliar with flags). Harmonix has struck a deal with Q (makers of Lumines) to bring the game over seas and give it a unique Japanese feel with a new look and music.

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Upcoming Summer Game Releases Starring Pandas, Ninjas, and even a Ninja Panda.

June 1, 2008 by myka

Here is the full bit from Kotaku.com :

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Game sales weekly - Narnia strangely absent

June 1, 2008 by myka

Heres the nitty gritty from Gamasutra.com based on Amazon public sales information.

As you can see Narnia is still conspicuosly absent, sure, some may blame the fact that the game got horrible reviews and is just generally bad, but it has a freakin' talking lion in it! I smell conspiracy. A really really pointless conspiracy.

Here's the list:

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Street Fighter 4 Website is Up! Hadoooooooken!

June 1, 2008 by myka

According to Gamingbits.com
the official website for Street Fighter 4 is up. This game is chock full of awesome gameplay and nostalgia factor to boot. So stop wasting time here and go check it out!

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Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Elizabeth Berkely

June 1, 2008 by Mercedes Moore

Today's new entrant into the 2BN Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame is...Elizabeth Berkely!

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

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