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Awesome Dude Totally Plays Video Game

June 4, 2008 by myka

Arlington, MN - As you can see in the picture, this awesome dude in Arlington, MN is totally playing a video game. Crowds were stunned by his totally awesome 80s style biker shorts and Michael Jackson quality gloves. What's he playing? LIKE IT EVEN MATTERS. This guy is clearly so cool he'd make even the Power Glove look badass.

I recently had the pleasure to sit down with this Awesome Dude and ask him what it's like to clearly be so awesome and run in place while watching a TV. Here is what he had to say.

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10 Minute Recipes for Gamers - Garlic Cheese Pasta

June 3, 2008 by myka

We've all been in that situation we hate. In the 9th hour of a Smash Brothers Brawl, or Halo 3 session when Mr. hunger comes knocking on our stomach lining like an angry husband returning from a deadly salmon run to find you sleeping with his wife.

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Kingdom Hearts for PSP Trailer Leaked - 10,000 Fan Boys die of heart attacks.

June 3, 2008 by myka

KINGDOM HEARTS FOR PSP TRAILER LEAKED! It doesn't even have a release date and yet, we get a sneak peak thanks to the magic of the internets!

KH is one of my altime favorite series, so my head is spinning a bit, I'm gonna go lie down and imagine a world full of zippers and disney characters while you check out the trailer!

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People never cease to impress me! Video Game Tattoos!

June 3, 2008 by myka

I'd love to write a funny quip for these, but I think they'll speak for themselves. Some people just know no boundries in their love for gaming!(Source: seehere.blogspot.com)
Video Game Tatoo

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Exit Light, Enter Salesman - Metallica Guitar Hero

June 3, 2008 by myka

Hetfield and Co. confirmed for exclusive

Gametrailers.com found that Metallica confirmed an exclusive version of Guitar Hero to be released in fiscal 2009.

All I know is, you better not download it, lest you face the wrath of Lars like the Napster people!

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

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