Guitar Hero 3 - "Through The Fire and Flames" 100%, Sparks Steroid Investigation, Uncovers Terrorism Operation.

June 7, 2008 by myka

DRAMA. With a capital TTFAF. Thats what was in store for expert Guitar Hero 3 player and faithful YouTuber "iamchris4life".
The man posted his video to the popular website merely
wishing to share his victory with the rest of the video game fan world, little did he know he would blow the lid off the biggest CIA security operation the gaming world has ever known.

As you can plainly see in the video iamchris4life
is doings things no mortal man should be capable of. While most simply chalked the ability up as a phenom, others took exception to his ill-earned success (ok, I admit it, it was only me). A movement was formed in days following the events and an angry mob requested a full
investigation to see if performance enhancers had been taken (again, only me really, got my mom to sign my online petition though).

Nintendo Announces Controversial Sequel To Wii-Fit

June 6, 2008 by myka

Kyoto, Japan - This morning following the great success of Wii-fit, Nintendo president and CEO, Satoru Iwata, announced a sequel.

Iwata stated "This game is coming earlier than anticipated, however, we must strike while the iron is hot and the youth is still tubby. Especially in America, they are such fat asses. We've had Dance Dance Revlution for years, then we took off 6 of the buttons, gave it a catchy name [Wii-fit] and the idiots are buying it."

Wise words from a wise business man. This sequel is also sure to pull in lots of dough from an even larger audience than fat people...lazy people. See picture of the coming up packaging below.

Japanese Arcade Joystick features BEER and SURPRISE buttons.

June 6, 2008 by myka

Hori Stick has a new Japanese Arcade Joystick for the Xbox 360. It is called the Real Arcade Pro EX, it has a two column button layout with
the shoulder/bumper buttons to the right of the multi-colored buttons.
It's on sale for ¥12,000 ($114) and out next week. (thanks to Kotaku.com for that translated info).

The real story however, is the two never before seen buttons. Beer and Surprise.

The Beer button, interestingly enough, serves you beer. You must provide your own mug, however the controller's tap keep it cool and just the right amount of foamy like the hot bartender in yet another Coor's light commercial.

Grand Theft Auto IV sells OVER 9000 COPIES!!!

June 5, 2008 by myka

That's right, you didn't misread it, Grand Theft Auto IV has already sold OVER 9000 COPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Some sales reports are even speculating shipments of upwards of 9,800!!!

GTA4 is well on it's way to making it onto the all time seller list.

Top 10 Games That Sold 10 Million. Aka Grand Theft Auto + Nintendogs.

June 4, 2008 by myka

Picked this one up from VideoGamesBlogger.com.

I know, I know, this is normally the type of news that I would boycott, to the fact that once again the new Narnia game is absent! As we all know this is a huge conspiracy, and I will not let it go!!!!

Ok, letting it go. Enjoy the list!