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Rockstar announces spinoff to Grand Theft Auto

CARLSBAD - Rockstar announced today the first spinoff game from it's mega-hit series Grand Theft Auto. The game is called Granny Theft Auto, and will take place is Boca Raton, Florida. The main character will be Sophia from the most amazing TV series ever made, Golden Girls.

Rather than running around town and stealing cars, the game's protagonist will sit on the couch and steal the remote from you, hijacking the cable box all day with Matlock marathons. The game is expected to recieve massive amounts of protest from pretty much anyone born after 1965.

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Games Gone Wrong: Trauma Center: Plastic Surgery 90210

Sometimes game developers don't exactly know what's best for your kids!

Games Gone Wrong: Rockstar's Candy Land Extreme

Yet another game gone tragically wrong.

Candy Land Extreme

Features

Top 7 Iron Mans

No, we didn’t make a mistake. The title is, in fact, “Top 7 Iron Mans,” not “Iron Men.” We’re counting down the 7 people that have best honored the iron name with great accomplishments and general bad-assery. Some of these may shock you, but rest assured, they are rated by the highest authorities on the subject matter (or any subject matter, as far as we’re concerned): hardcore gamers.

Why does my girlfriend complain so much about my gaming?

Dear Mercedes, How much time can I buy myself while playing video games before going to bed without pissing my girlfriend off? -GTAguy

Opinion

South Korea Goes Video Game Crazy!

The Korean news site Chosun Ilbo reports that the South Korean government will spend W350,000,000 (thats 350 billion in South Korean tender for the numerically challenged) on video game development by 2012. So I hope you're all ready to play a bunch of games that don't make any freaking sense.

Comic

Great Moments In Gaming - Pong
November, 23, 2008

Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!

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Hey! Quit it!

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Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
The sign of the Archer is traditionally optimistic, freedom-loving, good-humored and honest. So stop being a dick!