World of Warcraft Players Are Officially Cool

Ozzy Osbourne. The Prince of Darkness. Bit the head off a fuckin' bat. Is now in a World of Warcraft commercial.

This is big people. We've hit the big time! Gamers have made it! Some of us are officially cool!

Now of course some would argue that "coolness" is subjective, but those same people would get punched in the face if they said that to Ozzy Osbourne, so they can just shut the hell up and bow down to our Epic Loots of popularity!

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So this traipse into column-self-worship/thinly-veiled-right-to-brag
has been a long time coming. I've only been in existence for 25 years
(and sleeping around/making out for about 11 of them) so I am sure many
of you are wondering what makes me so qualified to be giving anyone

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