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Wal-mart and Nintendo Team Up for New Handheld: The Rock

April 28, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Wal-mart Nintendo rocks

SAN DIEGO - With the swirling populary of the story about Wal-mart selling a woman a bunch of rocks when she thought she was buying a $138 Nintendo DS for her son (No bullshit, read about it here.) Nintendo and Wal-Mart have decided to capitilize with a new handheld system...THE ROCK.

Association with pro-wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is still being investigated.

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