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Mario and Sonic merge once again; Result of Gay Marriage being legal?
July 18, 2008 by myka
It was recently discovered by the folks at Kotaku.com that a Mario and Sonic collaboration game is in the works. So it begs the questions... what will they do? We've already seen the, easy way out, minigames compilation, which was hardly satisfying. Heres a look inside my mind and what I came up with.
Have some ideas of your own? Hit the comments!
- Mario and Sonic: Gay Marriage Simulation - This is a hot topic in current events with California allowing gay marriage. Would the two icons look to cash in on the hype that Adam Sandler and Kevin James botched an attempt at? Please no jokes about Sonic's quills poking Mario, I just ate.
- Robotnik Vs. Mario: Moustache Grow-a-thon: You gotta admit, their facial hair is quite impressive! But who's is the baddest around? The two razor impared heavyweights go head to head in a knockdown drag-out grow-off!
- Eco-friendly Kart Game: With concern for global warming and the heightened cost of gas, the usually-running anyways pair decided to ditch the gas powered carts and simply walk where they want to go. Ok, so perhaps this isn't such a fair matchup, and we all remember how bad Sonic-R was, so nevermind.
- Sonic and Mario's Microsoft Sell-Out Race: Let's see who can be the first to sell out to Microsoft (a la Square Enix) for loads of cash money! (Hint: Sonic).
