It was recently discovered by the folks at Kotaku.com that a Mario and Sonic collaboration game is in the works. So it begs the questions... what will they do? We've already seen the, easy way out, minigames compilation, which was hardly satisfying. Heres a look inside my mind and what I came up with.
Have some ideas of your own? Hit the comments!
Mario and Sonic: Gay Marriage Simulation - This is a hot topic in current events with California allowing gay marriage. Would the two icons look to cash in on the hype that Adam Sandler and Kevin James botched an attempt at? Please no jokes about Sonic's quills poking Mario, I just ate.
Robotnik Vs. Mario: Moustache Grow-a-thon: You gotta admit, their facial hair is quite impressive! But who's is the baddest around? The two razor impared heavyweights go head to head in a knockdown drag-out grow-off!
Eco-friendly Kart Game: With concern for global warming and the heightened cost of gas, the usually-running anyways pair decided to ditch the gas powered carts and simply walk where they want to go. Ok, so perhaps this isn't such a fair matchup, and we all remember how bad Sonic-R was, so nevermind.
Sonic and Mario's Microsoft Sell-Out Race: Let's see who can be the first to sell out to Microsoft (a la Square Enix) for loads of cash money! (Hint: Sonic).
AQUARIUS January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.
Dear Mercedes, My girl says she's interested in video games, but whenever I talk about them for more than 30 minutes, she gets a glazed look and seems annoyed.
About Mercedes and this column:
So this traipse into column-self-worship/thinly-veiled-right-to-brag
has been a long time coming. I've only been in existence for 25 years
(and sleeping around/making out for about 11 of them) so I am sure many
of you are wondering what makes me so qualified to be giving anyone