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March 3, 2009 by myka

BREA - Local GameStop in a Brea, CA mall has noticed a considerable drop-off in used game sales with the slowdown of the economy. They have tried many different campaigns including the oft seen 25% off used game coupons, and buy one get one free fliers. Nothing was working...until now!

Who would have guessed the popularity of the churned poppy product, heroin? They are giving out free packets of heroin with a game purchase of equal or greater value (which constitutes approximately 25 used Xbox games in price).

Besides just being a nice benefit for adults, as well as a special treat for the kiddies, the strong hallucinogenic properties of the "freebie" makes the graphics of every game seem so much better, as well as making load and install times much more profitable. This should considerably boost the sales of PC and PS3 games, as well as crap nobody would buy before (we're talking to you The Incredible Hulk).

So get yourself into that store right now, because I was there eariler, and now I'm being told by a magical flying miniature elephant that supplies won't last long!

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Reminds me of when FuncoLand

March 3, 2009 by Anonymous (not verified), 3 days 16 hours ago
Comment id: 57

Reminds me of when FuncoLand would have their Buy-One-Get-Coke-Free dealie. Oh how I miss them...

They should sell lives...

March 3, 2009 by Jack Belmont, 3 days 20 hours ago
Comment id: 56

I've seen that elephant before... He molested me.

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