Category: Xbox 360

Konami Has Plans to Torture You.

February 7, 2009 by Jack Belmont

Konami has announced it will pick up movie turned game Saw. It will be created by Zombie Studios, a company that I've found to be run by actual zombies. Like with all half done licensed games with no information on them, this had hit game written all over it and Konami was wise to notice.

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EA recession proof; creates another bad company.

February 6, 2009 by Jack Belmont

HELL - In an attempt to make my first news post look good, EA and DICE have announced that they still don’t understand the word irony by announcing Bad Company 2. The first person shooter will be released this winter on the Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and PC.

EA has seen better days after having 1,100 (11% increase) layoffs and yet still lacking the money to make a great game. However, perhaps the company has hope in star title Mass Effect 2. It certainly convinced would be stock holders as EA’s stock has somehow managed to go up two dollars a share.

In other EA news, the company has announced the delay of Dragon Age citing “epic winz”, the delay of Godfather 2 because “the family wasn’t big enough for epic winz” and Sims 3 because “this will never be epic winz”. Why delay a great game when your company is falling apart? That’s why EA makes the tough decisions, because they excel at it.

From: http://www.gamespot.com/news/6204185.html?tag=result;title;0

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FFXIII on Xbox 360 silver lining

July 16, 2008 by Micah Bleich

By now you've heard the news that FFXIII is no longer exclusive to PS3.

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Final Fantasy XIII announced for Xbox 360; Saves consumers $400

July 14, 2008 by Micah Bleich

During Microsoft's E3 Conference today, it was announced that the long thought to be PS3 exclusive, Final Fantasy XIII, would be released for Xbox 360 as well.

2BN's thoughts on the matter?

THANK YOU FOR SAVING US $400! Other than MGS4, Playstation 3 really doesn't seem to have anything to offer enough to make you buy the system if you already have an Xbox 360, and for one console homes (aka, losers), it's almost a no brainer to go with the Xbox 360 at this point, because even the multi-platform games have exclusive features on the MS system.

So, unless Sony pulls a rabit out of it's hat at their conference, no scratch that an army of rabits, wielding Wii-motes, this may be the death knell for the once dominant division of the multi-billion dollar company.

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What do you want on your 2008 E3?

July 13, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Electronic Entertainment Expo is nearly upon us and promises to slap us repeatedly and mercilessly in the face with news coverage of gaming awesomeness. There are many flavors involved and tons of events happening, butwhat do you want in your E3?

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Features

Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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