Category: Playstation 3

Sex With Megan Fox/Brad Pitt or Video Games?

April 3, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Sex Vs Video Games: Brad Pitt and Megan Fox

In the newest 2BN feature, we're asking you if you'd rather have a one-night stand with Megan Fox (for the guys, or the ladies that like ladies), Brad Pitt (for the gals, or the men into the rougher sex), OR would you rather get a brand spanking new Wii, with a complete complement of new accessories, and any game of your choice? And it's yours to keep, forever, or until you break it by trying to have sex with it.

One night of lust or a few years of pixels?

Sound off in the comments!

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Will Smith Signs on to Produce Fallout 4

March 21, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Will Smith to produce Fallout 4

ROCKVILLE - Big news for the Maryland based game company Bethesda Softworks today, as big time movie star and ethnically confused Will Smith signed on to produce the next installment of the hit series Fallout. [Details after the jump!]

Your rating: None Average: 6.6 (20 votes)

Eidos Releases Metal Gear: Batman

March 12, 2009 by Micah Bleich

MTV has been promoting the trailer for the new video game series, Batman: Akham Asylum. I'm sorry, did we say new game series? We really meant the newest sequel to Metal Gear solid, this time with Batman skins instead of Mr. Snake.

You have to infiltrate an enemy stronghold without being seen, heard or reported. Sound familiar? Well, watch the trailer, and you will get a distinct feeling of deja vu as you watch Mr. Wayne crawling behind walls and choking out baddies with guns that so conviently look the wrong way. I'm just wondering where the orange crates are?

Not to knock them or anything, can you blame Eidos for wanting a slice of a good game design? I wonder what Lara Croft has to say about this...

Your rating: None Average: 6 (1 vote)

Street Fighter 4 Review

February 27, 2009 by CJ

Street Fighter 4 Review

[Overall Score: 9.5 - Steal from yo momma to get it]

The long awaited 4th installment in the long running Street Fighter series has finally hit. If this is your first time throwing a fireball or if you’ve been doing it for years you will find something to love here. And we're not just talking about the lustworthy Chun-li art.

Your rating: None Average: 4.5 (2 votes)

Sony to ready new thing!

February 21, 2009 by Jack Belmont

Sony Logo Dollar Sign

LA JOLLA - Today sony has begun it's search for people to evaluate an addition of the sony family. What could it be you ask? Perhaps a new version of the PSP, one with even more battery life, up to five minutes. Maybe a slim Playstation 3, one with backwards compatibility and all the other stuff they took out after bragging about it for so long.

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Games Gone Wrong

September, 18, 2009

Comic

Horoscopes

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Is my girlfriend really interested in video games?

February 21, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Dear Mercedes, My girl says she's interested in video games, but whenever I talk about them for more than 30 minutes, she gets a glazed look and seems annoyed.

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How can I pick up more women?

February 10, 2008 by Micah Bleich

About Mercedes and this column:
So this traipse into column-self-worship/thinly-veiled-right-to-brag
has been a long time coming. I've only been in existence for 25 years
(and sleeping around/making out for about 11 of them) so I am sure many
of you are wondering what makes me so qualified to be giving anyone

Your rating: None Average: 8 (5 votes)