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World of Warcraft Players Are Officially Cool

Ozzy Osbourne. The Prince of Darkness. Bit the head off a fuckin' bat. Is now in a World of Warcraft commercial.

This is big people. We've hit the big time! Gamers have made it! Some of us are officially cool!

Now of course some would argue that "coolness" is subjective, but those same people would get punched in the face if they said that to Ozzy Osbourne, so they can just shut the hell up and bow down to our Epic Loots of popularity!

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