NEW YORK - The latest study by Fimitrend Financial Corp. has revealed that despite these harsh economic times, boobies popularity continues to stay on the rise. Donald Finley, CEO of Fimitrend on possible reasons for the continued success "Well...honestly, people like the boobies. They like to play with them, look at them, bop them, squeeze them, bounce them, do loo-loos with them, spank the farmer, do naught no-nos, and punish them."
While we're not entirely sure what "loo-loos" are, one thing we do know is that they're great for business. At least 25 different game producers alone this year have reported that boobies have generated more revenue than all their other products combined.
