In Tough Market, Boobies Still on the Rise

December 15, 2008 by myka

NEW YORK - The latest study by Fimitrend Financial Corp. has revealed that despite these harsh economic times, boobies popularity continues to stay on the rise. Donald Finley, CEO of Fimitrend on possible reasons for the continued success "Well...honestly, people like the boobies. They like to play with them, look at them, bop them, squeeze them, bounce them, do loo-loos with them, spank the farmer, do naught no-nos, and punish them."

While we're not entirely sure what "loo-loos" are, one thing we do know is that they're great for business. At least 25 different game producers alone this year have reported that boobies have generated more revenue than all their other products combined.

Disney Interactive is one of the biggest players in the boobie market right now "It comes as a surprise to many," says Chief Financial Officer, Dennsi Kropple "but it really shouldn't. Do you think anyone would have played Beauty and the Beast if we didn't give Belle a huge set of knockers? That market sure hasn't dried up any with Wall-E, unfortunetly, most of the boob action there was on men, but you'd be surprised how many people like that."

It's not just men either, the female demographic also loves the boobies. In fact, look for the new Hannah Montana game to significantly "size up" the teen star's image.

In the month of December alone, boob consumption has more than tripled. "Well, when you're broke as fuck, you might as well spend your last 10 bucks to look at some ya-yas" says local boob-enthusiast and homeless man Scott Rund "it's either that or a tetanus shot, either way, I'm getting hard."

Boobies, tried and true. This is one long term economic phenom that will just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger, until it gets silicone poisoning.

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