General points

User	Category	Points
myka	General	255
kt	General	40
MindBody	General	100
cecifry	General	20
Raayden1	General	20
milktoast	General	20
Jack Belmont	General	100
SSXallnight	General	20

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Local Man Photoshops Tetris High Score

Games Gone Wrong

Games Gone Wrong: Killzone 2: Layoffs

January, 29, 2009

Rockstar announces spinoff to Grand Theft Auto

December, 7, 2008

Horoscopes

Don't Be An Idiot

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

Opinion

Tony Hawk video games are the new Madden NFL

January 2, 2009 by myka

This issue has been bothering me for a few months now and I wanted to get it off my chest.

I still remember how amazing it was playing the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Dreamcast (yes, Dreamcast, get off my back, it was amazing.) and it absolutely blowing my mind. Finally a game that made you feel like you were in control of a real skater from the get go, but also with the potential for mind blowing stunts not possible in real life.

Hotties Hall of Fame

Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Layla Kayleigh

Comic

Great Moments In Gaming - Pong

November, 23, 2008

A.D.D. Report

A.D.D. Report: DJ Hero announced by Activision Blizzard

02.01.09
A.D.D. Report: Wii sells 7 Million in Japan, 35 Million Worldwide

11.30.08
A.D.D. Report - US Congress Introduces a Game-Restriction Bill

05.08.08

Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

November 20, 2008 by myka

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!

Quick Look

Quick Tips To Improve Your Gaming - #1 Vaseline

Video Game Deals

2 Wii Games for $30 from Walmart

02.05.09
Nintendo Wii Mario Kart

02.04.09
Burnout Paradise - $19.99 Xbox 360 an PS3

02.03.09
Gamestop coupon - 20% used PSP games

02.02.09

Features

5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.