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Where are the WMDs? Gears of War 2 Weapons Summary

May 30, 2008 by myka

You wanted more concise details, so here they are! Now please stop leaving flaming poo on my doorstep, no matter how hard I try I can't resist stomping the thing out, and nobody likes a poo covered foot!

So anyways, here is the compiled list of weapons changes for Gears of War 2:

Arm your gears: New and
updated gears of war 2 weapons

New Weapons

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Netflix and Xbox sittin' in a tree, Renting D-V-D

May 30, 2008 by myka


Whelp, yet another large company partners with Microsoft, what's
next Pinkberry to provide delicious frozen treats over DLC on Xbox Live
Arcade? mmmmm digital yogurt.

Heres the full article from Gamasutra.com:

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PS3 Online will suck slightly less. Update 2.4 promises XMB.

May 30, 2008 by myka

Sony announced accidentally that Firmware Update 2.4 will be coming out soon for PS3 and VideoGamesBlogger.com picked it up.

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Gears Of War 2 details, sorry, still no Cogswell Cogs from the Jetsons tie in.

May 30, 2008 by myka

Xboxfocus.com confirms many details about the upcoming Gears of War sequel aka "The non-halo reason we love Xbox so much!".

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Monkeys control robot arm with thoughts, and soon...YOU.

May 29, 2008 by myka

The New York Times is reporting that Monkey's have been able to control robot arms in laboratories by using only their thoughts.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

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