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Gaming with 10 Million Pixels

June 20, 2008 by myka

Can you imagine Ninja Gaiden on this puppy?

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

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Wii Fit Underwear Girl on TRL

June 18, 2008 by myka

The Wii-Fit underwear girl [Watch here on Youtube] has made it to the teeny bopper big time! You can see her on TRL in this post.

Everyone seems to be heralding this as some kind of genius (yet we're still supposed to believe accidental) viral marketing.

IT'S JUST SOFTCORE PORN.

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Study shows you don't mind [BUY GTA 4!] ads in your video games

June 17, 2008 by myka

Fpsrantings.com has posted a study from Double Fusion, an in-game advertising company, saying that gamers don't mind an infusion of marketing materials berrating them at every step while trying to enjoy a video game.

[BUY NINTENDO PRODUCTS!!!! WE OFFER GAMEFLY ON THE SIDEBAR ------->]

Personally we are against such advertising, it really demeans the integrity of the creative masterpiece that a good game (KFC CHICKEN IS DELICIOUS) can become when the nuances all fall into place (GAMESTOP HAS AWESOME DEALS THIS WEEK).

Here are the findings from Double Fusion...

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Ninjas Sue Nintendo Over Nunchucks

June 13, 2008 by myka

You may have heard about Nintendo's lawsuit against Nyko in an attempt to continue it's monopoly on innovation in the video game world. However, you probably havn't heard about an even more exciting lawsuit going on. That being the case of Ninjas Vs. Nintendo.

You see, while Nintendo claims to have invented the Nunchuck and copyrighted it, if you take a quick peek over at Wikipedia.org (if it's on the internet it's true!), you can see that....

"Although the certain origin of nunchaku is disputed, it is thought to come from

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Games Gone Wrong

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February, 8, 2009

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AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

Your rating: None Average: 6.3 (3 votes)