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World of Warcraft Players Are Officially Cool

November 25, 2008 by myka

Ozzy Osbourne. The Prince of Darkness. Bit the head off a fuckin' bat. Is now in a World of Warcraft commercial.

This is big people. We've hit the big time! Gamers have made it! Some of us are officially cool!

Now of course some would argue that "coolness" is subjective, but those same people would get punched in the face if they said that to Ozzy Osbourne, so they can just shut the hell up and bow down to our Epic Loots of popularity!

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Mistubishi Creates World's Largest Blueray; Unable To Play It

November 19, 2008 by myka

NEW YORK - Mitsubishi has created a gigantic 50 foot tall Blue Ray disc and placed it in the center of Times Square in New York City. The company had hoped it would be a good publicity stunt to promote their line of custom writeable Blue Ray Discs.

Unfortunately for the mega-corporation they forgot the fact that nobody would be able to play it. Contrary to common belief, the inability to view the disc did not stem from it's enormous size, but rather the fact that nobody was able to locate a Blue Ray player.

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Mario and Sonic merge once again; Result of Gay Marriage being legal?

July 18, 2008 by myka

It was recently discovered by the folks at Kotaku.com that a Mario and Sonic collaboration game is in the works. So it begs the questions... what will they do? We've already seen the, easy way out, minigames compilation, which was hardly satisfying. Heres a look inside my mind and what I came up with.
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Wii surpasses Xbox 360 in America, laughs heartily in thick Japanese accent.

July 17, 2008 by myka

There has been a "leak" (aka Nintendo told everyone) that the Wii has just surpassed the Xbox 360 in units sold out of current-generation consoles in the United States.

How many is enough? Apparently the magic number is 10.9 million, according to NPD group.

Um...soooo...is that good? Well, let us break it down for you.

Nintendo sold at least 700,000 Wiis in June. So yes. It's good. Very very good. I guess people want to see their significant others dancing around in their underwear!

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FFXIII on Xbox 360 silver lining

July 16, 2008 by myka

By now you've heard the news that FFXIII is no longer exclusive to PS3.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

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