Left 4 Dead: The Movie Casting

December 5, 2008 by myka

With all of the top video games these days getting made into movies, it's only a matter of time before Hollywood somehow ruins Left4Dead on the big screen (ok, there are a few decent video game movies, but they are few and far between.)

Some other sites have covered this same idea, but they're not nearly as fucking insane as we are, so hopefully we can present a cast that will keep you all happy.

Barack Obama Appoints Left 4 Dead Zombie As Secretary Of Commerce

December 3, 2008 by myka

Washington, D.C. - Since the shocking appointment of Hilary Clinton as Secretary of State, the nation has been on edge waiting for the big Secretary of Commerce announcement. That tension was broken this Wednesday afternoon when Barack Obama finally made a decision.

Games Gone Wrong: Trauma Center: Plastic Surgery 90210

December 1, 2008 by myka

Sometimes game developers don't exactly know what's best for your kids!

A.D.D. Report: Wii sells 7 Million in Japan, 35 Million Worldwide

November 30, 2008 by myka

A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

TODAY'S TOPIC: Famitsu.com has said that the Wii has sold 7 million copies in Japan and 35 million worldwide. Two Bit News reports.

What you need to know before you go back to playing the Wii you undoubtedly have:

• The Wii sold it's 7 millionth unit in Japan
• That puts the Wii just over 35 million worldwide since it came out in 2006
• 7 Million is about 3x the amount that Playstation 3 (2.37 million) has sold.
• Wii's online fuctionality is still crap, says the internet nerd in all of us.
• Nintendo has started a trade in program in order to help more people get a system in time for Christmas. Simply turn in your eldest male child and you can purchase one for just $200!
• Look for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 to try to bu your love with lower costs or bundle deals in the near future.

Thats it, now run along and try not to cut yourself on your new black friday toys!

5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).