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TODAY'S TOPIC: DJ Hero announced by Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick
What you need to know before you go back to hardcore raving:
- It's being developed by FreeStyleGames
- Chicks dig DJs, it's fact, but this won't apply to you playing with plastic turntables
- UNLESS, you find yourself a gamer woman, gamer women really dig fake DJs
- DJ Hero will drop in 2009
- May includes a scratch platter, three buttons for sampling, a cross fader, and a sound-effects dial
- Soon Activision Blizzard with own the world, look for them to soon acquire copyrights on REAL instruments.
That's it! Now go back to your Super Bowl preparations!
Macworld reports that a game very similar to 'Duck Hunt' was removed from the iPhone app store due to copyright infringements.
Thats the understatement of thee century, it's basically the exact same game except with no crappy lightgun to piss you off with infinite misses because you didn't calibrate it within 1 nanometer of the TV's corners.
Other games expected to be pulled off the market are: (after the jump!)
Nintendo announced today that Punch-Out will be coming to the Wii early this year.
This begs the question, what other super obvious ports is Nintendo finally gonna get off their ass and give us?
WAKEUP NINTENDO, YOU'VE GOT MOTION SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT AND A SUPER ACCURATE LIGHT GUN TECHNOLOGY. USE THEM.
Enough with Animal Crossing and crappy platformers. Let's see some lightsabers and classics brought back to life!
Which games would you like to see updated on the Wii? Here is our list (after the jump!):
In a world where war runs rampant on foreign shores there is more to fear in your hometown than meets the eye......
BEWARE THE ECONOMY.
New from Sony, is the sequel to Killzone. Killzone 2: Layoffs.
Players must survive harsh economic times and scrape together every penny in order to afford a second controller so you can play with a friend.
Tackel the gut busting diet of nothing but $1 hamburgers and 2 for a buck Tacos from Jack In the Box. If you survive the night on the toilet, you'll find even more danger lurking around ever corner as you dodge former executives that are now homeless and after your spare change!
Killzone: when the economy gets tough, the tough shop at 99 cent stores.
