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Micah Bleich
Editor, Webmaster, Staff Writer
Head Nerd in charge of Nerdery

Zach Shephard
Editor, Staff Writer
Senior Bitterness Expert

Mercedes Moore
Staff Writer
Director of Sexy Attitude

C.J.
Staff Writer, Reporter
Executive Fan Boy

K.T.
Staff Writer, Music afficianado
Senior Asian Female

Lost Sigur Ros member found, video game to be continued.

By KT:

Much to the relief of the band Sigur Ros, the countrymen of Iceland, and a sparse group of followers consisting of NYU film students and transients from Portland, Oregon, the lost member has been discovered and found to have been ruling over a large colony of rabbits in the forest in which the group was previously taking promotional photos. After two weeks of somewhat frantic searching with a fruitless outcome, the remaining members of Sigur Ros were prepared to release a public statement in regards to the missing group member and to announce the termination of the video game project. During this preparation, the missing member, who has since asked the press to not identify him for protection of his now inflated status amongst the animal kingdom, emerged from his dwellings and made his presence known to the rest of his band mates, reassuring them that he was not dead.

Features

5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free
time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and
Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7
ways for you to kill some time.

Horoscopes

Just Get Drunk

Capricorn
December 22nd - January 20th
Thanks to a couple of minor aspects you could find that you’re having some last minute qualms about your Holiday season gaming choices. Cast off the burden of choice and just get drunk and play whatever's on sale.
That Tamagotchi gaming party sounds a lot sweeter after a fifth of Jack Daniels.

Opinion

Tony Hawk video games are the new Madden NFL

This issue has been bothering me for a few months now and I wanted to get it off my chest.

I still remember how amazing it was playing the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Dreamcast (yes, Dreamcast, get off my back, it was amazing.) and it absolutely blowing my mind. Finally a game that made you feel like you were in control of a real skater from the get go, but also with the potential for mind blowing stunts not possible in real life.

Comic

November, 23, 2008

Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!