Hotties Hall of Fame

  • Dear readers, we here at 2BN have let you down. You see, there really is no justification for why Megan Fox was not the first (if not the only) POA to grace our list of ultimate POAs. She is the definition of "hottie"; she takes the hottie cake, scarfs it down, and vomits it back up. What can we say? We're idiots. But, for your viewing pleasure, we are now making amends.

    Megan, you put in a fine, fine performance in Transformers and whatever other movies you were in last year. We appreciate your contribution to the craft. But, my god, you could just throw that all away and just lay about getting your photo taken and I'm pretty sure you could get a BAFTA for that alone. We love you. That's right, we said the "L" word and not even in the just-to-get-you-in-bed kind of way. We sincerely mean it. What's that? Oh baby, shhh... don't say anything. We just want to watch you breath. (More pictures after the jump)


  • We can barely pronounce her name, but we have about a 60% literacy rate among our staff so that may have something to do with it. Layla Kayleigh has a segment on G4TV called The Feed and is also one of the hosts of MTV's America's Best Dance Crew and a welcome addition I might add given the lack of eye-candy on that show (we're looking at you, Mario). Though she's relegated to working the performers backstage, we see big things in her future, and we mean that in the least pervy way possible. A Brit of African, Mediterreanean, and Middle-Eastern mix, her exotic looks and quick wit do well to keep us watching. Its just a matter of time before they start filming in 3-D and then all our dreams will become day hallucinations. (pictures after the jump)

  • There are two things Playboy always gets right (which really isn't that difficult of a feat considering that they come in pairs) and Jo Garcia has got plenty to share. Playboy's 2008 Cyber Girl of the Year, Jo has made a name for herself fulfilling the fantasies of every Wii-Fit nerd at home and abroad. Who wouldn't want to watch a slim curvy girl fake-hula hoop her days away in undies and little else? That was the question Playboy asked and the answer was "No one." I don't know if she speaks or eats, but I can say we are all forever indebted to her for bring sexy back to gaming.

  • An obvious choice right? Well we here at 2BN have made a name for ourselves not wasting time reinventing the wheel.


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