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Don't Be An Idiot

January 29, 2009 by myka

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

Just Get Drunk

December 24, 2008 by myka

Capricorn
December 22nd - January 20th
Thanks to a couple of minor aspects you could find that you’re having some last minute qualms about your Holiday season gaming choices. Cast off the burden of choice and just get drunk and play whatever's on sale.
That Tamagotchi gaming party sounds a lot sweeter after a fifth of Jack Daniels.

Hey! Quit it!

November 25, 2008 by myka

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
The sign of the Archer is traditionally optimistic, freedom-loving, good-humored and honest. So stop being a dick!

You're Not A Total Loser

November 12, 2008 by myka

Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Your moon sign today is likely to generate enough inner-doubt to halt you in your life endeavors, but more likely, thats just your body odor.

Horoscopes

Don't Be An Idiot

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

Games Gone Wrong

Games Gone Wrong: Killzone 2: Layoffs
January, 29, 2009
Rockstar announces spinoff to Grand Theft Auto
December, 7, 2008

Opinion

Tony Hawk video games are the new Madden NFL

January 2, 2009 by myka

This issue has been bothering me for a few months now and I wanted to get it off my chest.

I still remember how amazing it was playing the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Dreamcast (yes, Dreamcast, get off my back, it was amazing.) and it absolutely blowing my mind. Finally a game that made you feel like you were in control of a real skater from the get go, but also with the potential for mind blowing stunts not possible in real life.

Comic

Great Moments In Gaming - Pong
November, 23, 2008

Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

November 20, 2008 by myka

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!

Features

Top 7 Iron Mans

May 27, 2008 by myka

No, we didn’t make a mistake. The title is, in fact, “Top 7 Iron Mans,” not “Iron Men.” We’re counting down the 7 people that have best honored the iron name with great accomplishments and general bad-assery. Some of these may shock you, but rest assured, they are rated by the highest authorities on the subject matter (or any subject matter, as far as we’re concerned): hardcore gamers.

Why does my girlfriend complain so much about my gaming?

May 15, 2008 by myka

Dear Mercedes, How much time can I buy myself while playing video games before going to bed without pissing my girlfriend off? -GTAguy